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05 March 2018

[Series Review] HOW TO DATE A DOUCHEBAG by Sara Ney @SaraNey #Review #TheUnratedBookshelf

CRUDE. ARROGANT. A**HOLE.
No doubt about it, Sebastian ‘Oz’ Osborne is the university’s most celebrated student athlete—and possibly the biggest douchebag. A walking, talking cliché, he has a filthy mouth, a fantastic body, and doesn’t give a sh*t about what you or anyone else thinks.
SMART. CLASSY. CONSERVATIVE.
Make no mistake, Jameson Clarke may be the university’s most diligent student—but she is no prude. Spending most of her time in the hallowed halls of the library, James is wary of pervs, jocks, and douchebags—and Oz Osborne is all three.
She’s smart, sarcastic—and not what he expected.
…EVERY DOUCHBAG HAS HIS WEAKNESS.
He wants to be friends.
He wants to spend time with her.
He wants to drive her crazy.
He wants…
Her.
This book is witty. This book will make you laugh, it will make you sigh, and it will have you rolling your eyes at one liners that you can actually picture guys saying out loud. This book has James and Oz. I love these characters! I read this story in one sitting. I couldn’t put it down! I’m convinced that this author may be my spirit animal, because her story rocked my world.
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Zeke Daniels isn’t just a douchebag; he’s an asshole.
A total and complete jerk, Zeke keeps people at a distance. He has no interest in relationships—most assholes don’t.
Dating? Being part of a couple? Nope. Not for him.
He’s never given any thought to what he wants in a girlfriend, because he’s never had any intention of having one.
Shit, he barely has a relationship with his family, and they’re related; his own friends don’t even like him.
So why does he keep thinking about Violet DeLuca?
Sweet, quiet Violet—his opposite in every sense of the word.
The light to his dark, even her damn name sounds like rays of sunshine and happiness and shit.
And that pisses him off, too.
OMG...Zeke is my favorite!! I wasn’t a fan of his in the first book, but he won me over with this one. He is the most adorable massive angry bear. Although I’m anxious to move on to the rest of the books in this series, I am also tempted to stop because this story was just so perfect. I have never laughed so hard. This series is absolutely fantastic, and every fan of romance reads should be reading this book. Right. Now!
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He’s not a douchebag; but that doesn’t stop his friends from turning him into one.
MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO GET LAID.
So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus, in bold printed letters:
Are you the lucky lady who’s going to break our roommate’s cherry?
Him: socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: must have a pulse. He will reciprakate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551
The morons can’t even spell. And the texts I’ve been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I’m not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one.
THIS ISN’T THE KIND OF ATTENTION I WANT.
One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can’t bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white.
However, after seeing her in person, I know she’s not the girl for me. But my friends won’t let up–they just don’t get it. Douchebags or not, there’s one thing they’ll never understand: GIRLS DON’T WANT ME.
Especially her.
I was so sure that after reading book two, that Zeke had ruined me for all other men....but Rhett...omg!!
He speaks French!! I should just end my review there. But I won’t because I. Just. Can’t. Rhett is the nicest guy ever, and completely unaware of how effing hot he is. He’s surrounded by douchebag friends, and still remains undouchey (yes, I make up my own words). Instead of the usual average girl falling for the ungodly handsome guy, this story flips it. Laura is absolutely gorgeous and sought after, whereas beautiful sexy French speaking Rhett is the clueless average-ish guy. But is he really?!...
I LOVED THIS BOOK!! Read it!!
This story Is a guaranteed panty-melting swoonfest that will leave you captivated , and completely hungover!!
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THERE ARE NO DOUCHEBAGS IN THIS STORY.
Well, there are, but they’re not who this story is about.
This story is about me—the coach’s daughter.
When I moved to Iowa to live with my dad, the university's take-no-prisoners wrestling coach, I thought transferring would be easy as pie—living with my father would be temporary, and he'd make sure his douchebag wrestlers left me alone.
Wrong on both counts.
ASSHOLES ALWAYS COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK WHEN THE STAKES ARE HIGH.
A bet is placed, and I'm on the table. After one humiliating night and too much alcohol, I find the last nice guy on campus. And when he offers to rent me his spare bedroom, I go all in. It’s time for the nice guy to finish first.
Midnight chats and spilling my problems turn to lingering touches. Lingering touches turn to more.
And the ultimate good guy has the potential do more damage than any douchebags ever could.
This story was so freaking sweet! At the beginning I was absolutely clueless on who our hero was going to be. There were three possibilities, but when he was finally revealed, I was ecstatic. I loved this couple so hard! The story is sweet, and angsty, and super adorable! I am almost sad that it’s over. The ending was perfect, but now I need a certain someone else to get their own book... I’m dropping hints just in case the author actually reads my review. 
She will know exactly who I’m talking about.
I needs it!!
That aside, I will be shoving this series down the throats of all my book buddies.
Everyone needs to read these books!!
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