03 May 2017

[Review] WORTH IT by CM Owens & SM Shade @CMOwensAuthor @authorSMShade #Excerpt #Playlist

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Worth it
SM Shade & CM Owens

Publication Date: January 2, 2017
Genre: Romantic Comedy

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Synopsis
What's the recipe to the ultimate disaster week?
Three unruly friends.A wedding we shouldn't have been invited to.Two unexpected romances.A scoop of sexy.And a double scoop of chaos.Lydia is a good girl who is above revenge. Good thing she has us. No one cheats on our best friend and rides off into the sunset with his new bride.What was supposed to happen? Unleash hell like two badasses. It was a simple plan, but we failed to anticipate a few things. A rogue prosthetic, an accidental exorcism, and dominatrix strippers willing to take things way too far, just to name a few.What actually happened? As usual, nothing went as planned, especially when two sexy distractions popped into the mix. We were there to avenge our friend, not to get entangled with two cocky, arrogant men, who don’t like to hear the word no. I was sure we could resist.I mean, it was only a week, right? What could happen in a week?Not intrigued enough? There's totally a duck in this story.Ah yeah. Now we have your undivided attention. Enjoy our chaos.

#WorthIt
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Absolutely Worth it! Omg.... #yama !!! I couldn't stop laughing. I, also, could not put this book down. These ladies are a dynamic duo of amazing storytelling! My sides have split, and I may or may not being ruined for all other books... I read it all in one sitting....now an entire day has passed and I feel absolutely no shame. ❤️
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐




Oh my goodness. This book is hilarious. From rogue prosthetics to homicidal ducks this book had me laughing until I cried. The characters were fun, and sexy. The story was well written and I could hardly put it down. Definitely a must read if you're into romantic comedies that put you in stitches.  
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Henley and I both look down as Lydia’s body shakes with silent laughter, tears forming in her eyes. “Silence!” the women inside snap again. “I kiiiill you,” Lydia says once more, snorting, then covering her mouth like she’s dying on the inside from so much laughter. “What the hell?” Henley whispers, which forces Lydia to snort again as her body shakes harder. Another series of loud pops, and some louder curses follow, and I look up as Anderson gets restrained by one of the security guys. Evil Eyes grabs his crotch, and his eyes widen as he gets held immobile. “I said SILENCE!” she roars. “I kiiill you,” Lydia says again, this time laughing and then choking to stop the sound from escaping. She’s lost her motherfucking mind. “Did you go drink the tainted champagne?” Henley hisses. Lydia shakes her head, but she can’t form words because of her internal riot. We go back to watching as Anderson is restrained and now he has a ball gag in his mouth. Oh dear fuck. What did I buy? “His eyes are wide in his head, and there are totally nipple clamps on him right now. Four other poor guys are stuck in the same position, the security team too buff to be toyed with. I quickly pull up my phone to figure out what I bought. Scrolling through my email, I finally find the contract with the list of specifications. It’s when I get to the extras that I cringe. Forceful roleplay for the ones who fake resistance and want a dark experience. Bound and gagged. Little Bow Beep. What the fuck is a Little Bow Beep? My question is answered, unfortunately, when a massive dildo is pulled out, and it has a bowtie at the bottom. My eyes widen when the thing beeps loudly, and vibrations start. That’s not little at all. “Whoa,” Henley whispers. “That escalated quickly.” Anderson tries to speak around the gag, his voice squeaky despite the muffled state of it. “Silence!” The woman barks again. “I kiiill you,” Lydia says from the ground, now heaving. She’s laughing so hard that she literally can’t actually make a sound as she flops around like a fish. Her face is turning red because she’s so silent and yet laughing. None of the guys in the room are moving. I think they’re all too stunned. Quickly, I go back to reading, panicking now. Anal play. *Applies to the client only. Our employees are not to be touched. Oh, no! No, no, no, no! If at any time the client wishes to stop, the safe word must be used. It’s Llama. “Llama!” I shout just as she starts tugging at Anderson’s boxers. Everyone turns to look at the window as I push it up, desperately trying to stop this before things go too far. Are they seriously just going to watch him get mauled by a vibrator? “Say llama!” I yell to Anderson. “It’s the safe word!” His eyes are wide and panicked, and all you can hear is a muffled, “Yama! Yama! Yama!” He’s going to fucking kill me.
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